FUNNY SMS

1- When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.	2- If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.
3- When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!	4- When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!
5- Sweet candies are nice to eat Sweet words are easy to say but, sweet ppl are hard to find OH MY GOD! how did u find me	6- u r stupid s 4 super t 4 talented u 4 unique p 4 pesron i 4 in d 4 demand
7- Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u don't have!	8- what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
9- This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!	10- Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended.... a crack is always there !!!
11- VERY ... Cute, Gorgeous, Genius, Good-looking, Intelligent, One in Trillions...I think its enough abt ME, wht abut U....	12- Our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh. U jump out of the window... I look down & then... i laugh again
13- Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me	14- When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here.
15- When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.	16- When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there
17- The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?	18- Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
19- one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"	20- If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
21- Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE	22- Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!
23- A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.	24- If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST, and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!